im still baffled about the whole space thing. so much about it doesnt make any sense. ive been thinking about it and it just stumps me. why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass? it all a crock of shit. if i had the time i would do some research, take a degree in astrology, perhaps join NASA... but the truth is that im probably going to end up in a cardboard box under old newspapers in a tesco car park. ANYWAY, on that bombshell, ive decided i seriously cannot wait for it to snow again. autumn weather is an absolute life ruiner. this year im gunna be a badass snow fighter, not like last year where i just got destroyed by snowball head shots. ive thought about strategy and tactile advantages, and im thinking my best move would be to fashion some sort of catapolt and just batter the shit out of everyone and everything with tonnes of snow. watch out winter lovers, the snow will be stained red with the blood of my victims.
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