OH SHIT
The fact that its a friday night and I am sitting alone in the dark looking up secret military bases and UFO sightings is enough to make anyone reach for the nearest blunt object and bludgeon their own brains out. But, theres something quite thrilling about the fact im looking for things that people shouldn't search for. im buzzing off the fact im finding all these pictures of sketchy secret bases in the middle of no where... the wonders of the internet never cease to amaze. This whole little invasive search sparked from me having a craving to watch the video of the Mary Rose ship being raised out of the sea bed, because the bastards dropped the ship wreck in the water again and made a right mess out the whole operation, but i never found that video. SO, i decided looking at ship wrecks would be cool (my idea of cool probably varies a loooong way from yours, so shutup yeah..) and there were some batty pictures that made me feel sick and made me angry at the fact such large vessels exist. large lumps of metal simply should not float. fact. anyway, due to the fact i live in Portsmouth, i was curious about the whole naval action thats going on down here, theres got to be something dodgy going on, for example, who actually knows what massive ship-shaped base is on top of the hill? ive been on the internet for almost 40 minutes and i have found no information about it? why will no one mention it?! its a great fucking grey concrete jungle shaped like a ship with satellites and radars hanging off it?! they could be listening to our conversations for all we know; not like theres anything worth listening to in portsmouth, just full of toothless pikeys ringing hot babe sexlines and getting a boner over a girl pretending to flick her bean. fuck portsmuff and everything it stands for. fuck naval bases, fuck large boats and most importantly, fuck submarines. so hard. they're the most sinister thing in the sea, id rather be scalped by a shark and raped by a colossal squid than go in one.
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