Monday, 16 November 2009

MAC SPAC


my mac has died. yet again, technology fails me. macs are the tardiest peices of electric shit on this planet, im sure. theyre the love child of a down syndrome victim and a defect toaster, resulting in the wonderfully over rated macbook. well apple. my mac has been jilted; thrown down, kicked under my bed with a plethera of food reminants and worn socks and never to see daylight again. so how d'you like them apples. THEN, my ipod busted. officially disowned it, i treated that thing like a child, nutured it and loved it and gave it all my time and affection. took it to the fucking dunce in Curry's, he was a prick, i was about to give him the peoples elbow but i got distracted by the bit of crusty butt nugget stuck in his tash. AND my phone has stopped working...yeah.. i know right, you feel my pain? i also just smoked a rollie made from baccy thats 5 months old and has been sitting on the windowsill in the kitchen getting minging. i love life. i want the weekend to roll round, hard and fast. but, its only monday and i have afew more days of misery and angst untill its all gravy once more.

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