alright, im not going to apologise for the tardiness of this blog,
im not going write about the ins and outs of my life that may or may not interest you (most probably the latter)
and im not going to deny the fact that i have nearly polished off a whole tube of pringles to my bad self.
however; i AM going to have a good old fashioned rant.
a) youtube, stop telling me what to do, i dont care what you recommend, im not interested and i dont want to watch another montage of dragon ball Z combat scenes with some half hearted metal playing over the top.
b) no facebook i dont want to go to youmeatfuckingsix's DJ set, so stop inviting me. but thanks for the concern.
c) vans authentics, why do you insist on smelling like piss and cabbage despite my every effort to defy the stench of toe? what the hell, ive been nothing but a strong, dedicated and focused fan of your footwear for many years and you pay me back with trenchfoot. swell.
d) my bellybutton has decided to get really itchy for no reason and i dont want to touch it because last time this happened i ended up with a stinking sore bellybutton. alex warned me this happens when you poke around and that little fleshy abyss.
e) i swear degenerate inbred people are multiplying like cancerous cells. seems people arent capable of holding up a coherent conversation without one eye drifting serenely into the back of their skulls and that completely lucid look taking over their vacant faces.
f)uck.
g) touche.com is beginning to take a strangling hold on my soul. it seems i cannot draw inspiration from any other source than this damn site. touche, touche.com
h) if one more person asks me if im asian im going to freak out.
i) am really moody.
j) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK2tWVj6lXw
